Three-piece western suit and satin shirt I made for Larry when we were 17.
This was my maid-of-honor dress for my friend Martha's wedding. The bridesmaid had one like it. They were made from a Gunne Sax
pattern. They were of the stretchiest single knits we had ever worked
with, and it took an Act of Congress to get the hems straight. The other bridesmaid's skirt stretched after she was done with it, and
wound up dragging the floor.
But let me tell you what happened on the wedding
night, after the sermon:
My father finished preaching, prayed, and then
said, "Will the wedding party take their places."
The bride and her attendants arose, as did the
groom and his groomsmen. We stepped forward to the alter, and the wedding
ceremony commenced.
And then Martha and Carey Gene were husband and
wife, and it was time to step back to the pew and then file out while the
congregation sang the closing hymn. The newly married couple would go
first, followed by Larry and me, then the other bridesmaid and groomsman, the
candlelighters next, and finally the ringbearer and flowergirl (my nephew and
niece, Robert and Susan). Since the pew was only a few steps back, we did
not turn around; we just backed up.
Problem:
Sitting in that strrrretchy single knit dress
through the service had stretched the back of the skirt, and it was no longer
half an inch above the floor.
I stepped on the hem.
This pulled me backwards a little, so I
automatically stepped back quickly with the other foot to catch myself.
That foot wound up even farther up
the hem, jerking me back all the more.
By now, I was leaning backwards at a precarious
angle, as I effectively walked up the inside of the back of the skirt.
The outcome would have been nothing less than
ignominious, if the backs of my legs had not suddenly ka-bonked into the pew,
which brought me up short and prevented me from landing flat on my back in
front of the entire congregation.
I did not willingly wear a floor-length thneed
(à la Dr. Seuss' The Lorax) ever again.


Playing Jackson's piano
Someone gave me flippers to try on -- and then Lyle, Larry's father, showed up with his camera.
I made that striped skirt. Do you think it goes with the flippers?